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Celebrity celebrity crushes

// February 2nd, 2007 // Ranting

As comfortable and secure I am with my relationship with my wife, I’m sure glad as hell she’s not in entertainment. Otherwise, one kiss later and she’s as good as gone.

Let’s take Jennifer Garner, for example. Fling number one: Scott Foley, who starred on Felicity with her. These two actually wound up married. Who knows what heart she broke that first time. Jonathon Schaech?

Fling number two: Michael Vartan, whom she starred with on Alias. This lasted maybe a couple of years? I have no idea. This relationship likely lead to Garner’s divorce from Foley. Poor bastard.

Fling number three (and current fling): Ben Affleck, who starred with her on the movie Daredevil. It was around this time that Vartan’s Vaughn left the show, thought to be dead for quite a stint. Once he returned, and maybe it was just me, but you could sense things seemed weird on-screen. Ouch.

Now look at that picture to the right up there. Ben, the odds aren’t with you there, buddy — here’s comes Timothy.

But more recently, we’ve heard the news that Anne Heche left her husband for her co-star, James Tupper. And there’s more!

So to you folks in Hollywood who think your significant other is kissing and laying there naked on their co-star because it’s “their job” — scared yet?