Archive for December, 2004

Patriots Contest — No Purchase Necessary

// December 31st, 2004 // 2 Comments » // General

For a little less than a month now, I’ve been entering the McDonald’s Patriots Fantasy Sweepstakes. I learned about this contest from a lame commercial on T.V. and became interested when I heard that the grand prize was season tickets for next season. Season tickets are, like, impossible to get I hear, so I thought I’d go even further on a limb assuming that if I won the grand prize, I’d have the option to purchase the tickets for subsequent seasons (although in hindsight, I imagine they are property of McDonald’s and are reused for contests every season, or something like that).

What I found really interesting about the contest is how difficult they seemed to make finding the official rules online. If you go to the Patriots official webpage, it’s not right up in front. Honestly, I can’t remember how I stumbled upon the page, but finally I found it here. In reading the official rules, I knew I’d find something like this:

To Enter Without a Purchase: To enter without a purchase, please send a 3” x 5” piece of paper with your name, mailing address, daytime phone number and date of birth hand-printed, affix proper postage and mail to: Redemption Center New England Patriots Promotion ENTRIES, P.O. Box 4823, Oak Brook, IL 60522-4823. Limit three (3) entries per person per day.

The Sweepstakes drawing will be on or about January 17th, 2005

To receive an Official Winners List or a copy of the Official Rules, mail a self-addressed stamped envelope (“SASE”) to McDonald’s Redemption Center The McDonald’s “Patriots™ Fantasy” Sweepstakes RULES/WINNERS LIST REQUEST, P.O. Box 3533, Oak Brook, IL 60522-3533 The Winners List is available after 02/07/05.

Just as I assumed — I can enter without having to eat McDonald’s crap or even step foot in their place. I didn’t start looking into this until December 10th, so I already missed out on eight days of entries — no biggie. So from 12/10 – 12/31 = 21 days – 3 Sundays (no mail) – Christmas = 17 * 3 allowed entries per day = 51 entries

In trying to enter this contest, it cost me:
51 * $0.37 stamp = $18.87
Envelopes $0.99 for 80
Index cards = Free (had a ton laying around)

Another bit of info. on the rules page: Contest is eligible only for people in “Eastern Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Southeastern Connecticut, Brattleboro and White River Junction, Vermont, and Kittery, Maine.”

So let’s make some totally unscientific assumptions here. I want to get at least some idea of my odds, so I need to figure out how many people would actually go to the lengths I did. OK, so Gillette Stadium holds 68,000 people. That’s a good number to use I guess. I’ll assume that 68,000 people are entering this contest. I’ll go a step further and assume 10,000 of those people are sending in the maximum number of entries allowed (78). Then I’ll assume that 20,000 of them are going the entry-form route (actually going to a McDonald’s and filling out a form) and mailing that in every eligible day, but I’ll be somewhat realistic and say that they only go to McD’s once a day, so that’s 26 entries there. Then the other 38,000 people I’ll assume enter only once. So in total, that’s 780,000 + 520,000 + 38,000 = 1,338,000 entries. Yikes.

So my odds of winning in the above situation would be about 1 in 26,000. Oof.

Alright, let me got a little more realistic here so I don’t feel too hurt. If they get 10,000 entries my odds are 1 in 196. OK, that I can live with, but I’m not sure how realistic it is.

If You’d Like to Help

// December 29th, 2004 // Comments Off // General

I have nothing to do with this. This is all part of Amazon.com’s efforts:


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Victory!

// December 29th, 2004 // Comments Off // FFB


1st
Hoosier Daddies
2nd
Spider-Men
3rd
Dorks of Hazzard

That’s $150 for me. Muahaha! Not a whole lot, but I’ll take it. We’ll see what next year brings. Until then…

Green Eggs and Spam

// December 24th, 2004 // 1 Comment » // General

Saw this over at Fark. Funny shite!

Green Eggs and SpamHow the Grinch....

I Felt a Great Disturbance in the Force

// December 21st, 2004 // Comments Off // Ranting, Tales

…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror. Then were suddenly silenced.

This is a true story. Last night I watched all but about four minutes (of game time) of the Patriots/Miami game. The Pats were up over a touchdown, so I figured it was safe to go to bed while the Pats put Miami to bed.

In the middle of the night, I woke up suddenly for some reason. As I tried to drift back off to sleep, I remember thinking, “Aw man I can’t believe the Pats lost to Miami….Huh?! Wait a minute. They were winning when I went to bed. Whew.”

Then I wake up to one big cold fucking slap in the face. What the hell?!

Scared of Santa

// December 20th, 2004 // Comments Off // General

Scared of Santa

More fun here. (Thanks Daddy Types)

For college winos?

// December 19th, 2004 // Comments Off // Photos

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Priceless

// December 18th, 2004 // Comments Off // General

Thankfully I already gave up what I said I would, which was many hours of my life watching the last eight games of the Red Sox.

What did you promise to sacrifice?

(Thanks Bob for the link.)

When Camping is OK

// December 17th, 2004 // 1 Comment » // General

When playing FPS games, people usually abhor campers — those bastards who hide out in the shadows, barely moving, picking off the hard working players one by one. Hell, I’ve been one of those bastards.

In real life, camping is A-OK.

Old Photos

// December 17th, 2004 // Comments Off // Photos

I totally forgot that I had old page of photos and junk I put up last year that you might enjoy. I’ll try to add to that page whenever I can.