Marilyn vos Savant is an Alien

// May 9th, 2004 // Ranting

Maybe you remember my previous rant about Marilyn vos Savant, who has a column in Parade Magazine. Here’s what she had to say this morning:

I’m 7 years old. I watch the History Channel show about UFOs sometimes. Are there such things as aliens? — Claire Griffin, Marietta, Ga.

No, dear. TV shows and movies are filled with such silly stuff. Some people like to beleive in creepy things. Plus, they don’t know much about science. So be sure to study science in school. That’s where you’ll learn what makes sense and what makes nonsense.

Is she serious?! She’s stating this as if it’s fact, when really she’s giving her own half-assed opinon. The girl didn’t ask her for an opinon, but Marilyn took it upon herself to answer like it was gospel. Not to mention she’s downplaying a fantastic educational channel, The History Channel, as if it’s trash TV. Blaspheme!

So exactly how does Marilyn know aliens don’t exist? Actually, quite the contrary. I believe that this is the defining article that proves once and forall that this woman is an alien from another planet, and she’s utilizing her Parade column to do her dirty work, throwing people off her race’s scent before everyone wises up. Calling aliens “silly stuff” and “creepy things”. Are you kidding?! You can’t fool us!

Well, we’re onto you Marilyn! Your fancy high I.Q. and keen puzzle solving abilities don’t scare us!

6 Responses to “Marilyn vos Savant is an Alien”

  1. Eric says:
    May 9, 2004 at 11:15 PM

    I thought the same thing, that her “answer” is actually her opinion.
    State it how it really is Marilyn, you pompus ass!

  2. Megan says:
    May 27, 2004 at 11:12 PM

    I was pissed off when I saw that response too.. I emailed her about it:

    ———————————————-
    At 05:15 PM 5/12/2004, you wrote:

    Dear Marilyn,

    Where do you get off telling kids there are no
    such thing as aliens? Just because you have an
    inflated IQ doesn’t mean you know conclusively
    whether there is life in the universe.

    Sincerely,

    Megan”
    ———————————————-

    I just got an email back from her today:

    “Hi, Megan–

    Where did you get the idea that I denied the
    existence of any other life in the universe?!
    In fact, I’ve written otherwise a couple of
    times: Forms of life may exist on other planets.
    Instead, the little girl asked about “aliens”
    in the context of UFOs, which she also mentioned.
    The term “aliens” popularly refers to
    extraterrestrials visiting and maybe even living
    among us.

    Marilyn”
    ———————————————

    Stupid liar, I hate her pompous guts.

  3. Ollat says:
    May 30, 2004 at 1:45 PM

    You people are just envious of Marilyns intellect. The little girl asked about alien UFOs and there ain´t no alien UFOs in the vicinity of earth according to science.

  4. David Bolewski says:
    March 7, 2006 at 1:25 AM

    I’m interested in knowing how many people who claim to believe in UFO’s actually have faith in them or know they are not telling the truth and what are the motivating factors behind faith and lies

  5. Jim says:
    January 7, 2008 at 10:36 PM

    I have personally seen at least 2 different entities (from the same race). Perhaps 3. This was on two consecutive days, so perhaps the two I saw the day after I saw the one was the same one I saw plus another one. But the point is, since I KNOW FOR CERTAIN, having seen them myself, it makes me wonder how many people in the ‘government’ know. And if they know, why don’t they admit it? Perhaps more disturbing is this: If they don’t know, then WHY don’t they know? Are our tracking systems that bad? Can ET simply swoop down whenever and we won’t even know what hit us? Is that why they don’t say anything?

    peace,
    Jim

  6. T says:
    September 16, 2008 at 10:42 AM

    Ya’ll are a bit crazy…it’s a 7 year old girl! You need to consider the context of her answer…. the fact that she was properly answering the question from the little girl’s perspective. There is no virtue in scaring a little girl by telling her there might be aliens out there like she sees on TV.

    Unfortunately Marilyn does not have the time to explain all the implicit parts of her answers to all the numbskulls out there..and even when she tries to they still get angry. She’s too nice to call you a numbskull, but I’m not.