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HOTW #20

// December 31st, 2003 // 22 Comments » // Haiku

HOTW #19

// December 28th, 2003 // 2 Comments » // Haiku

A Late Holiday Tip

// December 28th, 2003 // Comments Off // General

For next Christmas, when looking for the gift for that geeky, corporate someone who has everything, there’s always this. However, it should probably also be considered for that person who has everything, and you want to them see die in a horrible, gridlock-inducing, ten-car-pileup car crash.

It was my idea, I tell you!

// December 24th, 2003 // 25 Comments » // Ranting

Following up on a previous posting of mine, it looks like it’s pretty much been done. Still a cool idea if it works, though.

Motivational Message for Engineers-To-Be

// December 20th, 2003 // Comments Off // General

HOTW #18

// December 19th, 2003 // 26 Comments » // Haiku

A RotK Observance

// December 19th, 2003 // Comments Off // Reviews

In the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, was it just me, or did anyone else wonder who the heck had that ungodly task of sitting atop those mountains, waiting for years and years to light that signal fire? It’s not as if the fires took at least a few minutes to light either — they went up almost immediately after the previous one did! That means someone was sitting there….waiting. And waiting.

Captain: “You there! You’re on torch duty.”
Soldier: “Oh drat!”

I can just picture some ragged old hermit, sitting cold atop the mountain in the clouds, wiping away the crud from his eyes as he stares endlessly at the previous signal fire station miles away. Trying as hard as he can to keep the flame in the ignition torch he holds to stay alight against the howling, chilling winds. Poor bastard.

Saddam’s New Look

// December 14th, 2003 // 20 Comments » // General

“Guess it’s time to pack my fuckin’ bags, eh Satan?”

HOTW #17

// December 14th, 2003 // 20 Comments » // Haiku

“Would you place your copious breasts in my mouth?”

// December 6th, 2003 // 20 Comments » // General

Did I just say that?! I’m not Japanese, but blast this damned dictionary to hell! I just wanted film for my camera!