I’m Going Out on a Limb Here

// August 12th, 2003 // Ranting

Have you heard the supposedly latest “new thing” in sexual fetishes? If you were sick enough to guess “Apotemnophilia” (amputee fetishism), you’re unfortunately correct. I can see the personal ads now:

SWF 18-35 Bilateral amputee (arms and legs) with active seizure disorder wanted for perverted sex. Must have big tits. No Freaks!

What a world. I guess they like a girl who can travel in a plane overhead compartment. Let’s give all those Apotemnophiliacs out there a hand. Err…sorry. Apparently I don’t have a leg to stand on here.

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